By An Extremely Credible Trump Historian, Believe Me
Folks, let’s tell it like it is. The Fake News won’t report this, the Deep State historians won’t teach it, but the greatest act of peacemaking in American history happened not in Geneva, not in Camp David, but in Queens, New York, in the late 1960s.
Donald J. Trump so young, so strong, so handsome, so tremendous, he looked at the Vietnam War and said: No thanks.
Some people said “bone spurs.” I say: bone courage. Do you understand? By bravely refusing to fight, Trump created a genius strategy that nobody’s ever seen before. They call it the Bone Spurs Doctrine of Peace, very famous, very respected, many people are talking about it.
Think about it, folks. If Trump had gone, if he had marched into the jungle, the war would have gone on forever. Because wherever Trump goes, he wins. He wins so much, the generals wouldn’t have known how to stop. Victory after victory after victory, some people say it would never end, that is what I have been hearing.
But Trump, very selfless, very brilliant, said, “America, you can’t handle my victory. I will sacrifice by staying home in New York, by keeping my greatness here, so that one day you will be forced to quit Vietnam. You’re welcome.”
And you know what happened? We left Vietnam. We pulled out. We lost, and then it was over. Trump made peace by making sure we couldn’t win. Genius! Nobody else could have thought of it.
Folks, Obama got a Nobel just for flying over Norway. Trump actually ended a war — the biggest, the messiest, the most Vietnam-y war of all time, simply by not attending. That’s power. That’s leadership. That’s Nobel Peace Prize material, believe me.
So when you hear him say he “ended seven wars,” remember the first one. The real one. Vietnam. Ended not with a bang, not with a treaty, but with a doctor’s note and a pair of bone spurs so microscopic, they were practically invisible, just like the mainstream media’s integrity.
Give this man his Nobel. Frankly, give him two. One for ending Vietnam, one for ending wars by not ending wars. Tremendous. Historic. The best peace anyone’s ever seen.